Pat's Podcast Episode 32

The following is also cross-posted on my Health & Medical Wonders Text Blog, Health & Medical Wonders VideoCast and my personal blog....


In this edition we have....

* Possible Bariatric (i.e. weight loss) surgery (Better known as "The Al Roker Proceedure")

* Promotion of my new Health & Medical Wonders Blog & VideoCast (With a possible podcast from a patient's perspective soon to follow if the demand exists)

* The latest on the relocation process.

PLUS the then-latest audio version of the MissingAlert.com Podcast & MORE!! CHECK IT OUT!!

NEXT TWO PLANNED EPISODES:

EPISODE 33 - A Sound Seeing Tour Of The Taste Of Colorado (This will be very similar to what we did during the sound-seeing tour of The People's Fair in Episode 31 earlier this year).

EPISODE 34 - A Sound Seeing Tour of my new apartment, which will also be the new studio for The Pat Cook Show as well (I hope to make a seperate VIDEO tour for my VideoCast as well, but that depends on if I can get a good used camcorder really cheap somewhere like at a pawn shop or second hand outlet).

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Pat's Podcast Episode 31

People's Fair Website

This week, we present a traditional sound-seeing tour of The Capitol Hill People's Fair. This is a LONG one (Over four and a half hours), so you might want to dedicate part of your workday to listening to it. But it will be well worth it. :)

No podsafe music or any of our other usual features this time around. Those will return with Episode 32 though. :)

Speaking of Episode 32.....NEXT PLANNED PODCAST - July 4th, 2006. It'll be back to the usual grindstone as of late (only this time it'll be done more like last year when it comes to transportation). :)

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Pat's Podcast Episode 20 REPOST

This episode is entirely devoted to celebrating AWEC Festival which is focusing this year on the 10th Anniversary launch of ActiveWorlds, a 3D chat service. The guest via Skype is OneSummer, one of the big community contributors.

Pat's Podcast Episode 30

On a cold, rainy, & dreary day here in Denver, the following highlight this - THE THIRTIETH - edition of Pat's Podcast....

TOPICS FEATURED:
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* MY take on the whole immigration issue (continued from last podcast & videocast)

* Podshow, Second Life and what are other podcasters using for listener/viewer interaction besides a phone number and an email account with a giant box?

* The addition of missing persons audio notifications from MissingAlert.com as a regular feature to the show to be played either at the end of the show or during a break. This compliments what the videocast is already doing.

PODSAFE MUSIC PLAYED:
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Isaiah Williams - City Drive (From Music4iPods.com in the Jazz genre.

PROMOS & PSAs PLAYED:
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Geek Brief TV (Cali Lewis Spot)

Latest missing persons audio notification from MissingAlert.com

Ham Radio PSA

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Serious Questions To Ponder

Just got this in my email today. Too funny, yet all so true.

Enjoy! :)

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny
going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in
your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Pat's Podcast Episode 29

Topics featured:
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* Washington's handling of the Immigration issue (Including Bush's $.02 worth).
* RTD Bus Strike IS OVER (Yay!)
* More on the relocation process
* LATE NEWS TO THE PODCAST CENTER - Brother, wife & Niece in town from KC

All this & MORE on the TWENTY-NINTH edition of Pat's Podcast.

**NOTE: The first podsafe music/Promo/PSA break is distorted. THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. I tried editing and filtering it, had to leave it as it was to avoid ruining it (And potentially the whole recording).

Also, there is a jazz song in the 2nd break to which I DID NOT jot down the ID3 tag info. as I was busy trying to debug the entire first break. Sorry about that. I shall strive to do better next time. :)

PROMOS & SWEEPERS RUN:
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* Ham Radio PSA (Twice - 1st time run was distorted in first break).
* Blast The Right (Promo) - http://www.blasttheright.com/

**NEXT PODCAST - EPISODE 30 - Thursday, May 4th, 2006 (I promise I'll post it in a more timely fashion!) :)

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Prison Vs. Work

ust got this in my email Figured I'd share it with my faithful readers. Enjoy! :)

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IN PRISON......You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............You're often required to carry a security card and open
all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........You get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........You share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............You're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........All expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK............You pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK ..........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON .......You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they're called managers.

Have a Good Day at Work!